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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How Deaf? - A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Wel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
2 |
New Antibiotic - At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new mir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
3 |
Call the Doctor - After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
0 |
4 |
What Kind of Doctor? - After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
5 |
Subtract Ten - An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
6 |
Until Twelve - I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
7 |
Its A Duck - Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
8 |
Unusual Case - Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom "Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality" July, 1991 p. 15S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
9 |
Wife and Mistress - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
10 |
Mother\'s Milk - A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advanta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
477 |
0 |
11 |
The Difference Is - What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
12 |
The Prescription - The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
13 |
First Child - A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two min...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
14 |
I Wanna Be A Commie - A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
15 |
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper - The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
16 |
What\'s the Difference - How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
17 |
Cut by a Razor - Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appende...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
18 |
Having Affairs - Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
19 |
Taste It - A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
20 |
Overpopulation - Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
21 |
Quack, Quack - There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once had to go to a farm to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
22 |
Low Sex Drive - An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
23 |
Let Me See - A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
24 |
Plumbing - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
25 |
Crackers? - Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |