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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Only in America! - "Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
2 |
The Colonel and the Camel - It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
3 |
When it gets hot - A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: "I'll brin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
4 |
The Garden of Eden - One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, E...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
5 |
The Wishing Well - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
6 |
Skeleton Joke - A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
7 |
Kentucky Kid - A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my clas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
377 |
0 |
8 |
Frog princess - A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
9 |
Men have only two faults. - Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
10 |
Snowmen - What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?Snowballs!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
11 |
Grey hair - One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
12 |
Watch what you say! - My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
0 |
13 |
Jewish Girl - Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
702 |
0 |
14 |
Bathroom Joke - Q. If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
15 |
Looking forward to old age. - There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
16 |
Strong Britain - -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system. One bigparty on every friday and another ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
17 |
Orange Juice - Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
18 |
Two drunks - Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights fla...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
19 |
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine? - Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
20 |
On the porch - Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
21 |
Police Officer - A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
22 |
Sex drive is too high. - A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
23 |
Stand up nuts! - The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
24 |
Shiny New Motorcycle - An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
25 |
The grasshopper joke! - So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |