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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Three old ladies are walking down the street... - Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
290 |
0 |
2 |
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office... - A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2450 |
2.5 |
3 |
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front... - Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
311 |
0 |
4 |
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying... - An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
673 |
0 |
5 |
An old man and an old lady are getting... - An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1942 |
0 |
6 |
How do old people have oral sex? - How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
251 |
0 |
7 |
An elderly couple, living apart... - An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1943 |
0 |
8 |
An old retired man goes to his wife one day... - An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
324 |
0 |
9 |
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
694 |
0 |
10 |
Is it worth it? - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
202 |
0 |
11 |
One day an older fella was in for a checkup... - One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
298 |
0 |
12 |
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
269 |
0 |
13 |
An old man and an old woman were sitting... - An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2012 |
0 |
14 |
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body... - Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
624 |
0 |
15 |
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE... - THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
259 |
0 |
16 |
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test... - Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
668 |
0 |
17 |
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2066 |
0 |
18 |
Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
334 |
0 |
19 |
An old lady lived by herself in a small house... - An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2766 |
0 |
20 |
Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
330 |
0 |
21 |
Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
290 |
0 |
22 |
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical... - Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
342 |
0 |
23 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
344 |
0 |
24 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
275 |
0 |
25 |
Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
437 |
0 |