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Humor jokes - I used to not get on with my
mother-in-law,
but over the last few months
I've developed quite ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
almost
killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
today. Would you like to
take
your pick?
Son-in-la...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A woman reported
the disappearance of her
husband to the police. The
officer looked at the guy...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
he's fallen in love
and going to get married. He ...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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0 - The young wife was in tears when she opened
the door for her
husband. "I've been insulted," sh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the difference
between a English
actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary c...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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8 |
0 - Did you hear
about the fire in the rednecks
library? Both the books got burned, and one
hadn't...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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0 - How do you cook vegatables in the
microwave
? Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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10 |
0 - What's blue and sings alone? - Dan
Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What kind of hair do
oceans have?
...Wavy hair....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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0 - Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
grandma's
bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snak...Read the whole joke |
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0 - My mother-in-law has got
so many double
chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of
panc...Read the whole joke |
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626 |
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0 - Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they
need the dough...Read the whole joke |
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0 - After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happened to the wizard who ran away with
the circus?
The police made him bring it back again...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line
to entertain the passengers during cruises. The capta...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Poli...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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21 |
0 - At the scene of a bank raid
the police
officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He go...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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0 - When Fred was applying for
a credit card,
the manager of the credit card company asked him if he...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with this
sort of money. They're wooden ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the
best way to increase the size of
your bank balance? Look at it through a
magnifying...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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0 - A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
man who arranged the loans.
'I'm sorry, sir,'...Read the whole joke |
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