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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
After putting her children to bed, a mother... - After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke |
Children |
359 |
0 |
2 |
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher... - When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
Children |
331 |
0 |
3 |
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
Children |
526 |
0 |
4 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
Children |
332 |
0 |
5 |
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke |
Children |
684 |
0 |
6 |
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke |
Children |
370 |
0 |
7 |
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
714 |
0 |
8 |
Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
Children |
326 |
0 |
9 |
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2161 |
0 |
10 |
Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
Children |
355 |
0 |
11 |
How old am I? - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
Children |
384 |
0 |
12 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
367 |
0 |
13 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
349 |
0 |
14 |
A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2504 |
1.75 |
15 |
A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2714 |
0 |
16 |
A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2271 |
0 |
17 |
Who discovered North America? - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
238 |
0 |
18 |
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
Children |
315 |
0 |
19 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2203 |
0 |
20 |
A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2551 |
0 |
21 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
291 |
0 |
22 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
267 |
0 |
23 |
Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
328 |
0 |
24 |
Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
Children |
334 |
0 |
25 |
Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
281 |
0 |