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He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
228 |
0 |
2 |
Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
192 |
0 |
3 |
Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
245 |
0 |
4 |
Food quotes and quips - |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
239 |
0 |
5 |
Placing your order - |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
381 |
0 |
6 |
Wise cooking advice - |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
307 |
0 |
7 |
Amazing Anagrams - |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come D...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2393 |
0 |
8 |
English language - |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
283 |
0 |
9 |
Spelling checker - |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
339 |
0 |
10 |
Quips & quotes - |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
273 |
0 |
11 |
Santa's Helpers? - |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
316 |
0 |
12 |
Santa's Wife - |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
322 |
0 |
13 |
Alphabet letters - |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
71752 |
0 |
14 |
Canada language - |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
262 |
0 |
15 |
Canada America - |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
698 |
0 |
16 |
Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
376 |
0 |
17 |
Creative wording - |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of exampl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
410 |
0 |
18 |
Poem of English - |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like co...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
680 |
0 |
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Europe English - |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
428 |
0 |
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Tips to improve your writing - |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
274 |
0 |
21 |
A lecture about English - |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2222 |
0 |
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Types of computer viruses - |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
654 |
0 |
23 |
Bill Gates picks his own punishment - |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
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Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
232 |
0 |
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World - |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
317 |
0 |