# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A frog calls a psychic - |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3320 |
0 |
2 |
These chickens want books - |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
347 |
0 |
3 |
A guide to walking tigers - |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
15532 |
0 |
4 |
A snail buys a fast new car - |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
75942 |
0 |
5 |
A very insulting parrot - |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2671 |
0 |
6 |
A good chess player - |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2923 |
0 |
7 |
Three very tough mice - |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
295 |
0 |
8 |
Steven Wright on dogs - |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
673 |
0 |
9 |
Worries about mad cow disease - |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
686 |
0 |
10 |
The story of the bats - |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
273 |
0 |
11 |
Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
293 |
0 |
12 |
I'll use my seeing eye dog - |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
409 |
0 |
13 |
You could feed them a lot faster - |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
354 |
0 |
14 |
There was just a dog fight - |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
330 |
0 |
15 |
He is a very smart dog - |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
298 |
0 |
16 |
A game of animal football - |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3105 |
0 |
17 |
A cat's dictionary - |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3375 |
0 |
18 |
Two fools are about to go flying - |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
308 |
0 |
19 |
The amazing flying dog - |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
395 |
0 |
20 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
650 |
0 |
21 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
413 |
0 |
22 |
The preacher buys a parrot - |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
376 |
0 |
23 |
A burglar is in big trouble - |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3176 |
0 |
24 |
An amazing talking dog - |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3051 |
0 |
25 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
737 |
0 |