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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
On Divorce - Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
2 |
Learning to Pick Up Toys - Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have ki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
3 |
Our Peak Mental Activity - The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
4 |
Different Balls - A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
5 |
Guide To Parenthood - The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
6 |
Tell On You Too! - I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
7 |
Why Two Nostrils? - A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
8 |
Laws of Household Physics - Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
634 |
0 |
9 |
Rough Boys - A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
10 |
Help Me Ring the Bell - Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Sleep Deprivation - In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
12 |
No More Fishing For Baby Sis - A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
13 |
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes - 1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
14 |
Everyone Is Busy - Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
15 |
Toddler\'s Creed - If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
471 |
0 |
16 |
Having Children Is Like: - Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
17 |
Let\'s Swear - Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
18 |
Kids In College - One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |
19 |
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song) - Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Youngster Theories - From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
21 |
Sibling Stories - From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
22 |
No Oranges - Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
23 |
No Worms Please! - A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
24 |
Tired On 1 April - Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
25 |
Bottom Start - Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |