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1 |
Misunderstanding terms - |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
266 |
0 |
2 |
His military etiquette - |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
245 |
0 |
3 |
Strange new battles - |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
271 |
0 |
4 |
Soldier stands guard - |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unles...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
289 |
0 |
5 |
Finish overseas tour - |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
589 |
0 |
6 |
A young naval student - |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
2737 |
2 |
7 |
New submarine Ensign - |The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
633 |
0 |
8 |
Apologizing to China - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
2610 |
0 |
9 |
Military traditions - |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts w...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
288 |
0 |
10 |
How Army policy began - |This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banan...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
282 |
0 |
11 |
Chinese learned this - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
590 |
0 |
12 |
Battles on the sea - |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
268 |
0 |
13 |
China blames America - |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
254 |
0 |
14 |
Military work rules - |1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statemen...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
356 |
0 |
15 |
Valid identification - |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
599 |
0 |
16 |
Chinese plane crash - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
625 |
0 |
17 |
Brag about parents - |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
254 |
0 |
18 |
Bring some more ammo - |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
242 |
0 |
19 |
Become more effective - |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
277 |
0 |
20 |
Soldiers in Heaven - |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
268 |
0 |
21 |
Let's see the world - |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
626 |
0 |
22 |
Impressing the others - |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
279 |
0 |
23 |
Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
64051 |
0 |
24 |
An inferiority complex - |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
50049 |
0 |
25 |
Discuss track types - |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
296 |
0 |