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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Banjo jokes - |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
288 |
0 |
2 |
Bass jokes - |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
295 |
0 |
3 |
Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
662 |
0 |
4 |
Cello jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
257 |
0 |
5 |
Clarinet jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
735 |
0 |
6 |
Drum joke Q & A - |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
274 |
0 |
7 |
Which drummer? - |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
304 |
0 |
8 |
What is your IQ? - |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
814 |
0 |
9 |
Looking to buy - |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
287 |
0 |
10 |
English horn jokes - |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
266 |
0 |
11 |
Flute jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
399 |
0 |
12 |
French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
262 |
0 |
13 |
Guitar jokes - |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
270 |
0 |
14 |
Harmonica jokes - |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
299 |
0 |
15 |
Harp jokes - |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
333 |
0 |
16 |
Harpsichord jokes - |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
291 |
0 |
17 |
Oboe jokes - |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
584 |
0 |
18 |
Organ jokes - |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
258 |
0 |
19 |
Piano jokes - |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
245 |
0 |
20 |
Bach in a Minuet - |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
614 |
0 |
21 |
Piccolo joke - |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
615 |
0 |
22 |
That was no piccolo - |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
259 |
0 |
23 |
Saxophone jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
24 |
Trombone jokes - |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
306 |
0 |
25 |
Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
291 |
0 |