# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Waiter jokes - 25867 - Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main ...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
2 |
Waiter jokes - 25868 - Sir you
haven't touched your
custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampo...Read the whole joke |
477 |
0 |
3 |
Waiter jokes - 25869 - "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare
you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
4 |
Waiter jokes - 25870 - CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose....Read the whole joke |
489 |
0 |
5 |
Waiter jokes - 25871 - CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
shake?
WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming....Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
6 |
Waiter jokes - 25872 - CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube....Read the whole joke |
197 |
0 |
7 |
Waiter jokes - 25873 - Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
frozen
solid.
Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it....Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
8 |
Waiter jokes - 25874 - Waiter, this coffee
tastes like
dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
9 |
Weather jokes - 16859 - You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
10 |
Weather jokes - 16860 - Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
11 |
Weather jokes - 16861 - 'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
12 |
Weather jokes - 16862 - What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
13 |
Weather jokes - 16863 - How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
14 |
Weather jokes - 25875 - How did you find the weather at camp?
It
was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
15 |
Weather jokes - 25876 - A city boy was
on his first camping trip.
He was eating his lunch under a tree when an
old-tim...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
16 |
Weather jokes - 25877 - A man was
driving a black truck. His
lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady
was cros...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
17 |
Weather jokes - 25878 - If six children and two dogs were under
an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it ...Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
18 |
Weather jokes - 25879 - What doesn't get any wetter no matter
how
much it rains?
The ocean...Read the whole joke |
466 |
0 |
19 |
Weather jokes - 25880 - What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli
today, hot tamale....Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
20 |
Weather jokes - 25881 - If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,
what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella....Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
21 |
Weather jokes - 25882 - Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because
of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) ther...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
22 |
Weather jokes - 25883 - What
person adds best in hot weather?
A
summer....Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
23 |
Weather jokes - 25884 - What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
England carry on a
rainy day?
A wet one....Read the whole joke |
492 |
0 |
24 |
Weather jokes - 25885 - If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The condu...Read the whole joke |
190 |
0 |
25 |
Weather jokes - 25886 - Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
believes?
The weatherman....Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |