| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead Wife?
- How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 2 |
What\'s An Orgasm?
- What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 3 |
What Were You Thinking?
- A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 4 |
Things Change With Marriage
- "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0.5 |
| 5 |
Wife Is a Car Feature
- Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 6 |
Making Ends Meet
- "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 7 |
My Only Extravagance
- "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 8 |
Complaints of Married People
- Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 9 |
Wrong House?
- Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 10 |
Check Him Out
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 11 |
Husband\'s Midlife Crisis
- Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 12 |
Armed Sleeper
- Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
| 13 |
Husband Looks Bad
- The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 14 |
Birthday Present For Wife
- Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 15 |
Angelic Husband
- A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dominated Spouses
- Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 17 |
Cost to Get Married?
- The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 18 |
To Have Him Back
- "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 19 |
More Attention
- At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waking Grumpy
- Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
649 |
0 |
| 21 |
Love Old and Feeble
- Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 22 |
She Fetches All
- Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 23 |
Better Than Drunk
- Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 24 |
New Insurance Policy
- After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 25 |
Husband\'s Average Income?
- Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
