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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Bird jokes - What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor....Read the whole joke |
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331 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke |
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349 |
0 |
4 |
0 - How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke |
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627 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
6 |
0 - "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea...Read the whole joke |
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366 |
0 |
7 |
Birthday jokes - Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
8 |
0 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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291 |
0 |
11 |
0 - I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
14 |
0 - When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
17 |
0 - How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
19 |
0 - I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
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587 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
21 |
0 - I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke |
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648 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole....Read the whole joke |
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291 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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210 |
0 |