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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
School jokes - 24933 - What's the longest piece of furniture in the
school? The multiplication table....Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
2 |
School jokes - 24934 - Teacher: What happened to your
homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijac...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
3 |
School jokes - 24935 - School
Principal: I've called you into my
office, Peter, because I want to
talk to you about t...Read the whole joke |
444 |
0 |
4 |
School jokes - 24936 - 'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
said to his mother.
'The teachers bully me and the bo...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
5 |
School jokes - 24937 - Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to
go out after school. I
promised Dad that I would st...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
6 |
School jokes - 24938 - 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the
girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If Indi...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
7 |
School jokes - 24939 - Mother: Did you
enjoy the school outing,
dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mot...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
8 |
School jokes - 24940 - Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I
overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
9 |
School jokes - 24941 - Teacher: That's quite a
cough you have
there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know ...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
10 |
School jokes - 24942 - Our teacher
talks to herself does yours
?
Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actu...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
11 |
School jokes - 24943 - Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil:
I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me t...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
12 |
School jokes - 24944 - Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell
you off.
Pupil: You have m...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
13 |
School jokes - 24945 - The brain is a wonder ful thing
Why do you
say that ?
Because it starts working the second you ...Read the whole joke |
451 |
0 |
14 |
School jokes - 24946 - Be sure that you go
straight home after
school
I can't, I live just round the corner !...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
15 |
School jokes - 24947 - Playing truant from school
is like a credit
card
Fun now, pay later !...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
16 |
School jokes - 24948 - Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you
get detention alone !...Read the whole joke |
462 |
0 |
17 |
School jokes - 24949 - Teacher: Where is the English Channel
?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
18 |
School jokes - 24950 - Teacher: Why does the
statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit...Read the whole joke |
474 |
0 |
19 |
School jokes - 24951 - Teacher: Give me three reasons
why the
world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says s...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
20 |
School jokes - 24952 - Teacher:
Are you good at math ?
Pupil:
Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
21 |
School jokes - 24953 - Teacher: What's 2 and 2
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
22 |
School jokes - 24954 - Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and
down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
23 |
School jokes - 24955 - The
teacher was reviewing counting with her
first-grade class. "Jackie,"
she asked, "can you c...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
24 |
School jokes - 24956 - Teacher:
Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes,
teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
25 |
School jokes - 24957 - Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fre...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |