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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Lawyer Stamps? - The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
2 |
Duck sentence. - TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
3 |
Cooking - Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
4 |
"Brrr!" - This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
5 |
Trip To The Desert - A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for sur...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
6 |
Museum Funny! - Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
7 |
The River - In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
8 |
Cheeseburger - A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
9 |
New Name - So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
10 |
Revenge of the blondes - Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
The Final FBI Test - There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
12 |
What is God? - One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neithe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
109 |
0.5 |
13 |
Blonde Medical Terminology - ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
14 |
Your mama so stupid - Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
15 |
The Jew, American, and Pollack. - Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
16 |
Insults - You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
Airline - A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
18 |
Duck shopper - A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
19 |
yo momma - Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
20 |
No rest on this island - A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
21 |
Yo Mamma so fat... - YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
22 |
A new car. - One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
0 |
23 |
The two bee\'s - Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
429 |
0 |
24 |
HELP...911 - A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 1...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
25 |
You know you\'re out of college when... - You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |