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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is the difference between hard and light? - What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
2 |
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age... - Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He had been hearing quite...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
187 |
0 |
3 |
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of... - Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
197 |
0 |
4 |
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? - How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
5 |
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop... - This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the p...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
6 |
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse? - What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
116 |
0 |
7 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
657 |
0 |
8 |
Three guys are discussing women... - Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
9 |
Husband: Want a quickie? - Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
93 |
0 |
10 |
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor... - One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
192 |
0 |
11 |
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife... - Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Ye...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
539 |
0 |
12 |
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said... - Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think yo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
207 |
0 |
13 |
Forgot to pedal - I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
191 |
0 |
14 |
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom... - What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
186 |
0 |
15 |
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny? - How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
16 |
The aged patient doddered into... - The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
628 |
0 |
17 |
What is green and eats nuts? - What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
194 |
0 |
18 |
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? - Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
241 |
0 |
19 |
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding... - A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
244 |
0 |
20 |
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? - What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
252 |
0 |
21 |
The new hooker had just finished her first trick... - The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
281 |
0 |
22 |
The wife of an older man is distraught... - The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
229 |
0 |
23 |
A man is driving down the freeway... - A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here". So obvi...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
234 |
0 |
24 |
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able... - The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. H...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
607 |
0 |
25 |
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... - A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
232 |
0 |