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1	Car and train jokes - What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	569	0
2	0 - Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251	0
3	0 - What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	624	0
4	0 - What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune)....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	296	0
5	0 - Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	274	0
6	0 - What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	276	0
7	0 - What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	371	0
8	0 - What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	302	0
9	0 - If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing fr...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	297	0
10	0 - What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	351	0
11	0 - What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	599	0
12	0 - Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	318	2.5
13	0 - What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	330	0
14	0 - Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	363	0
15	0 - What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the ot...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	334	0
16	0 - What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	332	0
17	0 - What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	313	0
18	0 - What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll cho...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	612	0
19	0 - What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	335	0
20	0 - What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	346	0
21	0 - Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	337	0
22	0 - What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	343	0
23	0 - What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	648	0
24	0 - What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	321	0
25	0 - What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	385	0

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