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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Police jokes - 24501 - Police officer: And what do you think you
are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking fo...Read the whole joke |
439 |
0 |
2 |
Police jokes - 24502 - What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I've got you under a vest....Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
3 |
Police jokes - 24503 - What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop....Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
4 |
Police jokes - 24504 - What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop....Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
5 |
Police jokes - 24505 - "I'll have to report you, sir," said the
traffic cop
to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 ...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
6 |
Police jokes - 24506 - How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light....Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
7 |
Police jokes - 24507 - Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
lost my wig.
Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
8 |
Police jokes - 24508 - Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying ...Read the whole joke |
122 |
0 |
9 |
Police jokes - 24509 - Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation....Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
10 |
Police jokes - 24510 - Police Chief: Why are you
putting handcuffs
on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arres...Read the whole joke |
116 |
0 |
11 |
Police jokes - 24511 - Police Chief: Why did you arrest
that
doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse....Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
12 |
Police jokes - 24512 - Police Chief: Why
did you ticket the
computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information h...Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
13 |
Police jokes - 24513 - Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
14 |
Police jokes - 24514 - Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to t...Read the whole joke |
480 |
0 |
15 |
Police jokes - 24515 - Veronica was
practicing the piano when
suddenly there was a loud pounding on the
front door. S...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
16 |
Police jokes - 24516 - Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how t...Read the whole joke |
122 |
0 |
17 |
Police jokes - 24517 - A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a
pol...Read the whole joke |
461 |
0 |
18 |
Police jokes - 24518 - Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospit...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
19 |
Political jokes - 16764 - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...Read the whole joke |
216 |
2.5 |
20 |
Political jokes - 16765 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
21 |
Political jokes - 16766 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
22 |
Political jokes - 16767 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait...Read the whole joke |
536 |
0 |
23 |
Political jokes - 16768 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
24 |
Political jokes - 24306 - When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
25 |
Political jokes - 24307 - Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't ad...Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |