# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Divorce jokes - Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949 on grounds of d...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
253 |
0 |
2 |
0 - A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
233 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
247 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with th...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
240 |
0 |
5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
my
pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
332 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
259 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm
suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
260 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
you
give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
254 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
275 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
270 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
292 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Doctor these pills you gave me for
BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
260 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor everyone
keeps
throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
281 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
267 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
mosquito
Go away, sucker!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
289 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
270 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep
getting
pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the sp...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
298 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
287 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
cards.
I'll deal with you later....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
253 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
273 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
is two
of me
One at a time please...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
282 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
clear up my
spots?
I never make rash promises!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
270 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
268 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
thinking she's invisible!
What sister?...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
273 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
232 |
0 |