# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Somebody flunked elf school... - 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
2 |
Bad Timing - A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
3 |
Will you rember me?? - Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
2 |
4 |
4 nuns go to heaven - Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in lin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
5 |
Restroom - Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
6 |
The Wizard of Oz - At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0.5 |
7 |
Smoking Dragon.... - Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
8 |
Aussies - Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
9 |
Neutron Walks into a Bar... - A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
10 |
Logical? - In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
11 |
Cars that Start - Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
12 |
Let me out!!! - You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get ou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
13 |
The Parting of the Red Sea - How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
14 |
In the graveyard! - An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
15 |
Dyslexic Pimp - Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
16 |
Greek tailor. - An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
17 |
Yabba Dabba - If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
759 |
0 |
18 |
Clothes make the person...? - What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
19 |
A Blonde Kidnapper - A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3275 |
0 |
20 |
Kinky Sex - There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
21 |
Give 100% at Work - Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
99 |
0 |
22 |
Arnold:the musical - Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
805 |
0 |
23 |
The Drunk and the Nun - There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
24 |
Bald Men - Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
25 |
Snail Tracks - Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |