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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
New Scope - A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
2 |
Yo\' Momma is... - Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
392 |
0 |
3 |
Gum Crossing - Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
4 |
Cold Politics - It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
5 |
Literary couch potato - Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
6 |
Confusing women!! - How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
7 |
Listening Passively - There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
8 |
Christmas Present - Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
9 |
Whorehouse - Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
10 |
The Family Dentist - A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
11 |
Yogi Bear - Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
12 |
Lucky dog - What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
13 |
Power to the farmers! - This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
14 |
Hooker Progress - Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
15 |
The poor guy got G.A.S.H. - A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is imm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
16 |
Wedding - She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
17 |
Why were blondes created? - Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
18 |
The Ford Slogan - Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
19 |
Oh la la! - A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
20 |
Witch - What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
21 |
Lunatic & his dog - A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walkin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
22 |
Sven and Olie - Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
23 |
80 year old man - An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
24 |
How do you make a dead baby float? - How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
25 |
The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand - A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
353 |
0 |