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Birthday jokes
- Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke |
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- What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
...Read the whole joke |
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- Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in ...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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- Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
He...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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Blind
jokes
- A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they...Read the whole joke |
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455 |
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Blind jokes
- A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"Ther...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
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- The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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- An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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- Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall....Read the whole joke |
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- Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork....Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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- Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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- Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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- Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road....Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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- Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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- What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot...Read the whole joke |
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546 |
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- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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- How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
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- A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th...Read the whole joke |
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543 |
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