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Farmer jokes
- What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik....Read the whole joke |
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- A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up at an...Read the whole joke |
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- "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?"
"...Read the whole joke |
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- How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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- A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talk...Read the whole joke |
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- A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !...Read the whole joke |
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- Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
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- Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke |
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- How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke |
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- What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma h...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!...Read the whole joke |
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- Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing...Read the whole joke |
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- Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get ...Read the whole joke |
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- Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, i...Read the whole joke |
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- FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an...Read the whole joke |
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- How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than m...Read the whole joke |
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