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Work quotes - The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost T...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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2 |
Women Quotes - Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
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3 |
Politics Quotes - A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
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4 |
Money Quotes - Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty A man explai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
5 |
Men Quotes - Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
6 |
Marriage Quotes - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield When a man brings his wif...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |
7 |
Love Quotes - I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
8 |
Life Quotes - To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
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9 |
God Quotes - It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke Is...Read the whole joke |
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174 |
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10 |
Children Quotes - The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Da...Read the whole joke |
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167 |
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11 |
Age Quotes - I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
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12 |
A Man And His Money - There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
375 |
0 |
13 |
Anyone Here - Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
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14 |
Electric Train - A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
15 |
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS - 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese ome...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
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Bra Shopping - A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
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17 |
Family Pants - Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
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Top ten least popular self help books - 10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire" 9. "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell S...Read the whole joke |
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186 |
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Answers To Everything - What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend an...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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20 |
Always By My Side - A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
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21 |
Advantages Of Being A Woman - Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems supp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
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22 |
Accidental Meeting - A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
336 |
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23 |
A Man's World - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
24 |
Burglar - A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
25 |
Be Politically Correct With Women - She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE C...Read the whole joke |
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187 |
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