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Internet jokes - What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with the
Internet?
The Site-anic....Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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2 |
0 - What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant bread?
Spotted click...Read the whole joke |
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583 |
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3 |
0 - What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net curtains!...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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4 |
0 - What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
Internettles....Read the whole joke |
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5 |
0 - What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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6 |
0 - What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed...Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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7 |
0 - Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feathe...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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8 |
0 - Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....but it grew on me!...Read the whole joke |
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601 |
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9 |
0 - How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
He had to start from scratch....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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10 |
0 - Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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11 |
0 - I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb.........Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd better, or it will be curtains for...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Our website should have more colour, more
games, more sound!
Look, what more do you want? Blood...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own website....
Hyp, Hyp Hooray....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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15 |
0 - What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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16 |
0 - What did you think of our website?
A
little bit tacky....Read the whole joke |
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201 |
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17 |
0 - What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.crete....Read the whole joke |
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18 |
0 - Where is Pinocchio's website?
On the
splinternet....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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0 - Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onlion King....Read the whole joke |
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20 |
0 - Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright spark....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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23 |
0 - You need to log on to the window repair
website!
I did - but it gave me a pane!...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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24 |
0 - I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining b...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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25 |
0 - How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |