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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Orange Juice - Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
2 |
Two drunks - Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights fla...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
3 |
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine? - Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
4 |
On the porch - Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
5 |
Police Officer - A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
6 |
Sex drive is too high. - A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
7 |
Stand up nuts! - The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
8 |
Shiny New Motorcycle - An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
9 |
The grasshopper joke! - So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
10 |
A Train and a Teacher? - What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
11 |
Patenting A Peach... - A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
12 |
What do you call a boomerang... - Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
13 |
Magic Cure for Impotence - A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
14 |
Fish - Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
15 |
The Flashlight - Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
16 |
Psych 101 - A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was schedule...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
17 |
Your Funeral - There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
18 |
What Do You Get When... - Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
19 |
Bullfighters - What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
20 |
The Lady with no legs or arms. - A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
21 |
Phonebook Dilemma - Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
22 |
Bill Gates\' Wedding Night - What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
23 |
Strip Joint - Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
125 |
0 |
24 |
Last supper - last words. - What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?"Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
671 |
0 |
25 |
This vet must belong to an HMO! - A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examine...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |