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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
New Experience - There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
2 |
Sex Change - This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
3 |
Lost Fingers - A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
4 |
Brain Operation - This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
955 |
0 |
5 |
The infertile patient! - After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple deci...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
6 |
Zactly - Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
474 |
0 |
7 |
Minding his manners. - A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
8 |
Paying the Dentist - As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the denti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
9 |
Pulling Teeth - A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1073 |
0 |
10 |
Raid - You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
439 |
0 |
11 |
Boat - You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
12 |
Stockmarket - You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
13 |
Encyclopedias for sale - For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
14 |
Easy Specimens - An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
697 |
0 |
15 |
The Urinalysis - One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
16 |
The Vet Delivers - There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
17 |
Looking Great - This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
18 |
Definition of an anesthesiologist - An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
19 |
Deep Cuts - Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
20 |
Looking - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
21 |
Onion Balls - While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
883 |
0 |
22 |
Critical Vet - A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
23 |
Donors - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0.5 |
24 |
Knee Pains - A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
663 |
0 |
25 |
Less Sex - A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic test...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |