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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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Beauty jokes - Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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2 |
0 - I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
0 |
4 |
0 - I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
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584 |
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6 |
0 - My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
0 |
9 |
Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
12 |
0 - The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
0 |
15 |
0 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
17 |
0 - I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke |
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200 |
0 |
18 |
0 - I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
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565 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
21 |
0 - You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
22 |
0 - I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
24 |
0 - How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it....Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
25 |
0 - I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |