| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mental health jokes - 23489
- A group of
psychiatrists were
attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and
walke...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23490
- The
aspiring psychiatrists were
attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to es...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23491
- A man
walked into a therapist's
office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've
got to help me. I ...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23492
- The
psychology instructor had just
finished a lecture on mental health and
was giving an oral ...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23493
- A guy had been feeling down for so long
that he finally decided to seek the aid of a
psychiatr...Read the whole joke |
470 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23494
- Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her....Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23495
- Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black
shoes.
Psyc...Read the whole joke |
455 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23496
- What
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double....Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23497
- "The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23498
- Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23499
- Patient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities....Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23500
- Did you hear about
the auto mechanic
who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying
under t...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23501
- A woman entered a psychiatrist's
consulting room
leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husban...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mental health jokes - 23502
- Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so ...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mental health jokes - 23503
- What do you know when you see three
rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mental health jokes - 23504
- Why is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts....Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 16719
- Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a go...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 16720
- General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a ...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 16721
- A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you like
civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffl...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 16722
- During an army basic training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and asked each of them w...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 16723
- There was this General-in-training,
and his superioirs
were asking him questions "What happened ...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23505
- SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
1. ENTHUSIASM
2. DISILUSIONMENT
3. PANIC
...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23506
- An airforce officer
goes to heaven and at
the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done
anyth...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23507
- At a lesson in topography a
soldier was
asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23508
- As the family gathered for a big dinner
together, the
youngest son had an announcement to make: ...Read the whole joke |
464 |
0 |
