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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mental health jokes - 23439 - Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I l...Read the whole joke |
482 |
0 |
2 |
Mental health jokes - 23440 - When the new patient was settled
comfortably on the couch,
the physiatrist began his therapy ses...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
3 |
Mental health jokes - 23441 - In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, ...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
4 |
Mental health jokes - 23442 - A man who thinks he's George Washington
has been seeing a
psychiatrist. He finishes up one sessi...Read the whole joke |
457 |
0 |
5 |
Mental health jokes - 23443 - Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four years for treatment of the fear that he had monster...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
6 |
Mental health jokes - 23444 - One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it ...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
7 |
Mental health jokes - 23445 - How do
you tell the difference
between the staff and the inmates at a
psychiatric hospital?
...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
8 |
Mental health jokes - 23446 - Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
9 |
Mental health jokes - 23447 - Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What do you mean by that?...Read the whole joke |
468 |
0 |
10 |
Mental health jokes - 23448 - Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
11 |
Mental health jokes - 23449 - Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down....Read the whole joke |
469 |
0 |
12 |
Mental health jokes - 23450 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
spoon.
Sit there and don't stir....Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
13 |
Mental health jokes - 23451 - Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
14 |
Mental health jokes - 23452 - Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Wh...Read the whole joke |
474 |
0 |
15 |
Mental health jokes - 23453 - Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
16 |
Mental health jokes - 23454 - Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No
problem. Hop up on the couch....Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
17 |
Mental health jokes - 23455 - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
You do look a little pail....Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
18 |
Mental health jokes - 23456 - Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to live.
Wait a minute please....Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
19 |
Mental health jokes - 23457 - Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answer!...Read the whole joke |
456 |
0 |
20 |
Mental health jokes - 23458 - Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
21 |
Mental health jokes - 23459 - Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and ...Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
22 |
Mental health jokes - 23460 - How many psychologists does
it take
to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change it...Read the whole joke |
471 |
0 |
23 |
Mental health jokes - 23461 - How many
psychologists does it take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but the
light bulb reall...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
24 |
Mental health jokes - 23462 - How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits....Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
25 |
Mental health jokes - 23463 - How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |