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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Men jokes - 23369 - Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
2 |
Men jokes - 23370 - Why did God create a man before
a
women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy....Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
3 |
Men jokes - 23371 - Why do little boys whine?
Because they're
practicing to be men....Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
4 |
Men jokes - 23372 - Give a man a fish and he will
eat for a
day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat a...Read the whole joke |
200 |
0 |
5 |
Men jokes - 23373 - One night a wife found her husband
standing
over their baby's
crib. Silently she watched him. ...Read the whole joke |
507 |
0 |
6 |
Men jokes - 23374 - There are a lot of words you
can use to
describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, ...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
7 |
Men jokes - 23375 - Men are like animals:
messy, insensitive
and
potentially violent, but they make great pets....Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
8 |
Men jokes - 23376 - There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
9 |
Men jokes - 23377 - How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind
him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
10 |
Men jokes - 23378 - One day in the Garden of
Eden, Eve calls out
to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the...Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
11 |
Men jokes - 23379 - Two
confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their
conversation drifted
from politics to cooking. "I g...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
12 |
Men jokes - 23380 - If a man says something in the middle
of a
forest, and there is no women
around to hear him, is...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
13 |
Men jokes - 23381 - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind
2. No business....Read the whole joke |
209 |
0 |
14 |
Men jokes - 23382 - Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill
for men?
A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
15 |
Men jokes - 23383 - Q. Where is the best place in a book
store to
find a man who is handsome,
a good lover and a s...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
16 |
Men jokes - 23384 - Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?
A. No phone num...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
17 |
Men jokes - 23385 - Women dream of world peace, a safe environment,
and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
...Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
18 |
Men jokes - 23386 - Why are men like blenders?
You need one,
but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke |
501 |
0 |
19 |
Men jokes - 23387 - Where do you have to go
to find a man who is
truly into commitment?
A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
20 |
Men jokes - 23388 - Which of the following lines will do a better job
of frightening a man
away?
1) Get away or...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
21 |
Men jokes - 23389 - What do
you do if your bank account stops
working?
Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
22 |
Men jokes - 23390 - Why are men like paper cups?
They're
disposable...Read the whole joke |
510 |
0 |
23 |
Men jokes - 23391 - why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer
and dryer don't run on remote control!...Read the whole joke |
501 |
0 |
24 |
Men jokes - 23392 - Why do men
prefer blondes?
Men always like
intellectual company...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
25 |
Men jokes - 23393 - When a man steals your wife,
there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her....Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |