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Category |
Hits |
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Internet jokes - Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web....Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Why did the mummy stop using the
Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it....Read the whole joke |
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192 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why do beavers spend a
fortune on the
Internet?
They never want to log off....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why was the skeleton using the
Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork....Read the whole joke |
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619 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What's the best city to search the
World
Wide Web in?
Rome....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
Internet?
Click Whittington...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Who is the oldest singer on the
Internet?
Click Jagger....Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Who writes hit musicals on the
Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber....Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What did you say to the policeman who spent
eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
10 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with the
Internet?
The Site-anic....Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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11 |
0 - What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant bread?
Spotted click...Read the whole joke |
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587 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net curtains!...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
Internettles....Read the whole joke |
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581 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log on to the Internet?
If at first you don't succeed...Read the whole joke |
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621 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feathe...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....but it grew on me!...Read the whole joke |
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604 |
0 |
18 |
0 - How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
He had to start from scratch....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around....Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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20 |
0 - I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb.........Read the whole joke |
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200 |
0 |
21 |
0 - If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd better, or it will be curtains for...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Our website should have more colour, more
games, more sound!
Look, what more do you want? Blood...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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23 |
0 - What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own website....
Hyp, Hyp Hooray....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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25 |
0 - What did you think of our website?
A
little bit tacky....Read the whole joke |
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201 |
0 |