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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog... - Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll ...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
273 |
0 |
2 |
Two English sheep in a field - Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
294 |
0 |
3 |
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter - A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
248 |
0 |
4 |
A Drunk Scottsman - There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2749 |
0 |
5 |
Question and answer animal jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
688 |
0 |
6 |
Purchasing a new bird - |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattenti...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
671 |
0 |
7 |
They're boasting about race records - |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
312 |
0 |
8 |
A frog calls a psychic - |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3245 |
0 |
9 |
These chickens want books - |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
343 |
0 |
10 |
A guide to walking tigers - |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
13942 |
0 |
11 |
A snail buys a fast new car - |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
71192 |
0 |
12 |
A very insulting parrot - |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2658 |
0 |
13 |
A good chess player - |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2907 |
0 |
14 |
Three very tough mice - |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
292 |
0 |
15 |
Steven Wright on dogs - |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
663 |
0 |
16 |
Worries about mad cow disease - |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
674 |
0 |
17 |
The story of the bats - |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
271 |
0 |
18 |
Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
291 |
0 |
19 |
I'll use my seeing eye dog - |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
407 |
0 |
20 |
You could feed them a lot faster - |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
352 |
0 |
21 |
There was just a dog fight - |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
328 |
0 |
22 |
He is a very smart dog - |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
296 |
0 |
23 |
A game of animal football - |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3087 |
0 |
24 |
A cat's dictionary - |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3303 |
0 |
25 |
Two fools are about to go flying - |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
306 |
0 |