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Accountant jokes - A businessman tells his friend that his
company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend ask...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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0 - A businessman hires a private detective to
find a missing
accountant.
The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke |
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361 |
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3 |
0 - A Martian lands to plunder,
pillage and
burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees...Read the whole joke |
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4 |
0 - The accountant had just read the story of
Cinderella to his
four-year-old daughter for the first...Read the whole joke |
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5 |
0 - Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to
his young child:
"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost ...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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6 |
0 - Wife to husband as they watch their young
son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child. Let's wa...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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7 |
0 - "The auditors have just left,
sir."
"Did they check the books?"
"Very thoroughly."
"Wha...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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8 |
0 - The doctor comes to see his heart
transplant patient.
"This is good news. It is very unusual,...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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9 |
0 - The managing partner in an accounting firm
is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and h...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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10 |
0 - An auditor is checking the books of
an
airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Mel...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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11 |
0 - An auditor was examining the balance sheet
of a mining company that had just bought a sheep stat...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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12 |
0 - Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large
manufacturing concern.
Every day, on arriving at wo...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - A business man was interviewing
applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
company.
All day long she loved to run up and down th...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
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15 |
0 - There once was an accountant who lived her whole life
without
ever taking advantage of any of th...Read the whole joke |
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363 |
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16 |
0 - A man walking along a country road comes
across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops a...Read the whole joke |
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17 |
0 - An
accountant goes into a pet shop to
buy a parrot. The shop owner shows
him three identical p...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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0 - Three partners
in an accounting firm go
out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the
tax part...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An
internal auditor for a manufacturing
group was concerned about anomalies in
stock levels. H...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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0 - A young accountant, straight out
of uni,
applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Hera...Read the whole joke |
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338 |
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21 |
0 - The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A tourist, visiting a small town in
Israel, came upon a statue dedicated
to "The Unknown Soldi...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many Accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you ha...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead o...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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Ant jokes - What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !...Read the whole joke |
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376 |
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