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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Definition of a good date! - These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
2 |
Valentine\'s Cards - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
531 |
0 |
3 |
Bathroom reading material - Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
4 |
Dog life... - Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
5 |
Leroys - A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
6 |
Definition of Panda - A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
7 |
A facelift experience! - A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
8 |
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) - This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
9 |
A Redneck Joke - 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
10 |
The Perfect Woman would say... - The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
11 |
Pencils - How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
12 |
Musical Instruments - Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
13 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
14 |
Beltway Holdups - TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
15 |
Royal Greetings? - What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
16 |
How to Annoy People at Work - How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
17 |
Foreplay? - Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
18 |
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo - Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by payin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
19 |
Camping with Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
20 |
Always on Duty - A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
21 |
1,000 lawyers... - What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
22 |
FBI Want-Ads - The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
23 |
Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you. - Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
501 |
0 |
24 |
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid. - Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
25 |
Santa in Ethiopia - Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |