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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Boarding from what gate? - |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
417 |
0 |
2 |
The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
292 |
0 |
3 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
346 |
0 |
4 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
367 |
0 |
5 |
The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
289 |
0 |
6 |
Half off these tickets - |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
287 |
0 |
7 |
A plane flying in the 1930s - |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2727 |
0 |
8 |
The world's smartest man? - |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
330 |
0 |
9 |
Fear of bombs on planes - |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
325 |
0 |
10 |
Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
296 |
0 |
11 |
Airlines running operating systems - |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
3026 |
0 |
12 |
An emergency landing - |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2742 |
0 |
13 |
Scary organization - |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
658 |
0 |
14 |
Story of my friend - |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
324 |
0 |
15 |
Dream flying planes - |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
652 |
0 |
16 |
Blonde goes flying - |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
367 |
0 |
17 |
A Skydiving lesson - |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
110838 |
0 |
18 |
Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
285 |
0 |
19 |
Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
285 |
0 |
20 |
International airline - |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
318 |
0 |
21 |
Blind question and answer jokes - |Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
319 |
0 |
22 |
Skydiving blind - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
383 |
0 |
23 |
Are the pilots flying blind? - |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
2416 |
2.5 |
24 |
A blind man vists the state of Texas - |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
3448 |
2.75 |
25 |
Tell me what I am - |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
678 |
0 |