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Category |
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Various animal jokes - What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A little bear !...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
2 |
0 - A lady was walking down the street to
work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet sto...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
3 |
0 - There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happen...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
4 |
0 - A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himse...Read the whole joke |
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582 |
0 |
5 |
Waiter jokes - Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke |
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1376 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke |
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1245 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke |
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1280 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke |
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1184 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke |
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1175 |
0 |
10 |
Weather jokes - You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
0 |
12 |
0 - 'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
14 |
0 - How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
15 |
Witch jokes - What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service....Read the whole joke |
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199 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long glov...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
0 |
17 |
0 - How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray....Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
20 |
Women jokes - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
21 |
0 - How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
22 |
0 - How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
23 |
0 - If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you...Read the whole joke |
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538 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke |
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537 |
0 |
25 |
Zodiac jokes - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi...Read the whole joke |
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1660 |
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