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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Who\'s God? - Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
2 |
Bit by Bit - Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
3 |
Lose Weight - John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
4 |
Preventative Medicine - Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
5 |
Help! - Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
6 |
Food for Thought - Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
7 |
Many Bones - Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
8 |
Stirring Prescription - Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
9 |
New Treasury Bonds - The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
10 |
Panic - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
11 |
Can\\\'t Hear - Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
12 |
Is It Serious? - Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
13 |
Get a Life - Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
14 |
Good Sneeze! - Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
15 |
Ticklish Tongue - Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wron...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
16 |
Being Old and Bent - Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
17 |
File Your Nails - Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
18 |
Brown Eye - Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
19 |
Invisible Man - Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
20 |
Live Longer - Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
21 |
Memory Pills - Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
22 |
Big Memory Problem - Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
23 |
Ignored - Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
24 |
Can\\\'t See - Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
539 |
0 |
25 |
Help me Doc! - Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |