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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Knock Knock Jokes 10 - Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
407 |
0 |
2 |
12 Feet Deep - Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
3 |
A New York Lawyer - A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
572 |
0 |
4 |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
5 |
Buried in sand - What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
410 |
0 |
6 |
Bribery 2 - At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
432 |
0 |
7 |
Blind Justice - A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
8 |
Blind Animals - There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
9 |
Billing - A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
430 |
0 |
10 |
Bad advice 2 - Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
594 |
0 |
11 |
Appeal - An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy with his accommodations, he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
563 |
0 |
12 |
A Lawyer Died - A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
925 |
0 |
13 |
A Kind Lawyer - One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
887 |
0 |
14 |
Choices, Choices - For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn. The last t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
15 |
At The Pearly Gates - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
564 |
0 |
16 |
Contract With The Devil - An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
399 |
0 |
17 |
Bad Investment - Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
550 |
0 |
18 |
Crash Landing - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
19 |
Corruption - At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
413 |
0 |
20 |
Charitable Donation - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
21 |
Best In The World - A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
383 |
0 |
22 |
Said in court - These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
749 |
0 |
23 |
Surgeons - Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
24 |
Testifying - A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
25 |
Terminology - Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |