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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
2 |
At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
327 |
0 |
3 |
Some cows view each day as the last roundup... - Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
388 |
0 |
4 |
Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
447 |
0 |
5 |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
6 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
7 |
Stuttering animal - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
334 |
0 |
8 |
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
675 |
0 |
9 |
What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
10 |
I think Rover is getting a bit old... - "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
11 |
An irresolvable problem - A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1204 |
0 |
12 |
Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
186 |
0 |
13 |
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
155 |
0 |
14 |
What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
220 |
0 |
15 |
A man running a little behind schedule arrives... - A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
259 |
0 |
16 |
What came first, the chicken or the egg? - What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
266 |
0 |
17 |
A horse walks into a bar... - A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2220 |
0 |
18 |
How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
282 |
0 |
19 |
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing... - An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
320 |
0 |
20 |
Nice, but rough - An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
368 |
0 |
21 |
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance... - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
264 |
0 |
22 |
A fair warning - Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2213 |
0 |
23 |
There were two cows in a paddock... - There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
24 |
Two cows were talking in the field one day... - Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
241 |
0 |
25 |
What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
159 |
0 |