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- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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- What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host....Read the whole joke |
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- How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "...Read the whole joke |
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- And what's your name?" the
secretary asked
the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first
name...Read the whole joke |
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- Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
butter made from imitation cows....Read the whole joke |
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- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call two
rows of cabbages ?
A
dual cabbageway !...Read the whole joke |
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- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!...Read the whole joke |
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- My Aunt Maud had so many candles
on her last
birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburn...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue....Read the whole joke |
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- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a
bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the...Read the whole joke |
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- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom...Read the whole joke |
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- What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just ...Read the whole joke |
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- What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo....Read the whole joke |
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- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. T...Read the whole joke |
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- What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam....Read the whole joke |
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- Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke |
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- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why...Read the whole joke |
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- I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He sugg...Read the whole joke |
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- Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't w...Read the whole joke |
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- An
irate woman burst into the baker's shop
and said, "I sent my son in for
two pounds of cooki...Read the whole joke |
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- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between a vampire
and
a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea....Read the whole joke |
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