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1	Raking Leaves - Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	337
2	Laughter On Monday - Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	640
3	Bilingual Dog - A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	167
4	Not A Pharmacist - Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	170
5	Fly Buzzing - Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	247
6	Zebra - Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	653
7	Ponytails - Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	193
8	Affairs With Men - Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	292
9	Wheel of disfortune - Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	215
10	More Brain Cells Than A Cow - Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pu...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	184
11	In A Freezer - Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	177
12	Driver's Test - Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jump...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	166
13	Centipede - One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half we...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	193
14	Only Half Way to Norway - Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that lo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	180
15	Why Legs? - Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	156
16	Few Gymnasts - Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221
17	Long Amusement - Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	685
18	No Arms Nor Legs - Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	188
19	Unmarried In BMW - Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	343
20	Diaper Change - Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	176
21	Shakespearian Computer Story - Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare inte...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	165
22	Penny Offer - Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	173
23	Cheer - Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm bl...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	161
24	Mom Before Date - Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	150
25	No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies - Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	139

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