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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Darwin Awards- 1999 - DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
2 |
Golf Shorts-4 - 1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
3 |
Turkey and the Bull... - Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
4 |
Growing Manhood - When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
Truck Driver Snow - The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
6 |
Fascinating Little Johnny! - A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
629 |
0 |
7 |
Bus Full of Politicians - A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
8 |
Ghostly Giggle - Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
9 |
Carpooling - For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
10 |
Tree Talk - Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
11 |
Locking For A Dentist - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
12 |
Confucius Say - Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
13 |
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs! - Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
663 |
0 |
14 |
Fire At 40,000 Feet - While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the window. "Good lor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
15 |
Fill Er Up! - A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
16 |
Two In One Grave? - A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
17 |
Show Me Your License - A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
18 |
Excited Preacher - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
19 |
Leaf - A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
20 |
Wedding Gift - A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
21 |
New Coin - A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
22 |
The Shrine - One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
23 |
Thanks For the Balls - A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
24 |
Undecided - The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
25 |
Nice Parrot - There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |