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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Good news and bad news - The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
268 |
0 |
2 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... - A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2154 |
0.5 |
3 |
Stick your tongue out... - Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
307 |
0 |
4 |
Do the math - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
615 |
0 |
5 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... - A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2472 |
0.5 |
6 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? - Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
264 |
0 |
7 |
What's stiff and excites women? - Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
244 |
0 |
8 |
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? - Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
130 |
0 |
9 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock... - Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
323 |
0 |
10 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? - Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
235 |
0 |
11 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making... - Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2647 |
0 |
12 |
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? - Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
256 |
0 |
13 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? - What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
233 |
0 |
14 |
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what... - Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
293 |
0 |
15 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
352 |
0 |
16 |
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter... - Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
299 |
0 |
17 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with... - Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
337 |
0 |
18 |
A definition of God - A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
3473 |
1.78125 |
19 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
256 |
0 |
20 |
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? - Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
240 |
0 |
21 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
314 |
0 |
22 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop... - I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
290 |
0 |
23 |
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
259 |
0 |
24 |
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of... - Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
677 |
0 |
25 |
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip? - What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
250 |
0 |