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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1654 |
1.5 |
2 |
A horrible curse - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
269 |
0 |
3 |
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began... - The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
339 |
0 |
4 |
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago... - Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
314 |
0 |
5 |
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months... - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
341 |
0 |
6 |
Job well done - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
698 |
0 |
7 |
Groundhog Day - "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
327 |
0 |
8 |
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen... - Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
250 |
0 |
9 |
After the fall in Garden of Eden... - After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
278 |
0 |
10 |
Watch out! - A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
358 |
0 |
11 |
Harry and his wife are driving in the country... - Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
253 |
0 |
12 |
Where are my pyjamas? - A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
249 |
0 |
13 |
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day... - Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
731 |
0 |
14 |
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
312 |
0 |
15 |
A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2346 |
0 |
16 |
Perfectly healthy - "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
267 |
0 |
17 |
Just like my wife - A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
372 |
0 |
18 |
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting... - My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
274 |
0 |
19 |
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |
20 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks... - On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
312 |
0 |
21 |
Brand new - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
295 |
0 |
22 |
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? - Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
165 |
0 |
23 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
260 |
0 |
24 |
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
288 |
0 |
25 |
Got something - "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
651 |
0 |