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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19797 - An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
556 |
0 |
2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19798 - This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke |
561 |
0 |
3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19799 - Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19800 - Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
603 |
0 |
5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19801 - A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
555 |
0 |
6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19802 - Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke |
524 |
0 |
7 |
Dentist jokes - 16532 - A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke |
398 |
2.5 |
8 |
Dentist jokes - 16533 - A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke |
704 |
0 |
9 |
Dentist jokes - 16534 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie...Read the whole joke |
381 |
0 |
10 |
Dentist jokes - 16535 - "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s...Read the whole joke |
387 |
0 |
11 |
Dentist jokes - 16536 - A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke |
358 |
0 |
12 |
Dentist jokes - 19803 - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
13 |
Dentist jokes - 19804 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
14 |
Dentist jokes - 19805 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
890 |
0 |
15 |
Dentist jokes - 19806 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
570 |
0 |
16 |
Dentist jokes - 19807 - Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
17 |
Dentist jokes - 19808 - How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
18 |
Dentist jokes - 19809 - What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist....Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
19 |
Dentist jokes - 19810 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
20 |
Dentist jokes - 19811 - Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
596 |
1 |
21 |
Dentist jokes - 19812 - Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
22 |
Dentist jokes - 19813 - Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
23 |
Dentist jokes - 19814 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
24 |
Dentist jokes - 19815 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
25 |
Dentist jokes - 19816 - Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist....Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |