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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19772 - "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the
teacher. "
'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19773 - Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you
...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19774 - What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19775 - How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19776 - My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19777 - A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
7 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19778 - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke |
597 |
0 |
8 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19779 - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke |
541 |
0 |
9 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19780 - I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
10 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19781 - What is the last thing you eat before
you die?
You bite the dust....Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
11 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19782 - What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it....Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
12 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19783 - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
13 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19784 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
14 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19785 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
15 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19786 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
16 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19787 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
602 |
0 |
17 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19788 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
593 |
0 |
18 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19789 - Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke |
600 |
0 |
19 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19790 - Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
20 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19791 - There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
21 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19792 - A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
605 |
0 |
22 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19793 - "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
23 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19794 - A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
24 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19795 - Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
25 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19796 - A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
1036 |
0 |