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Birthday jokes - What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What ...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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5 |
0 - Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - "My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?
It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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8 |
0 - Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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0 - "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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0 - How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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0 - Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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0 - What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!...Read the whole joke |
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585 |
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0 - What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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0 - When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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0 - "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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0 - Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he n...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birt...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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