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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
212 |
0 |
| 2 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
266 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
287 |
0 |
| 4 |
Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
266 |
0 |
| 5 |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2114 |
0.5 |
| 6 |
Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
305 |
0 |
| 7 |
Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
584 |
0 |
| 8 |
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2406 |
0.5 |
| 9 |
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
263 |
0 |
| 10 |
What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
242 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
130 |
0 |
| 12 |
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
320 |
0 |
| 13 |
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
234 |
0 |
| 14 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2594 |
0 |
| 15 |
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
254 |
0 |
| 16 |
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
231 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
- Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
289 |
0 |
| 18 |
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
348 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
298 |
0 |
| 20 |
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
330 |
0 |
| 21 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
3044 |
1.78125 |
| 22 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
255 |
0 |
| 23 |
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
- Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
239 |
0 |
| 24 |
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
313 |
0 |
| 25 |
I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
288 |
0 |
