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Car and train jokes - A San Francisco motorist following a
taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him ...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
eighty pounds, was thrown from
his seat when the Southern Ra...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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3 |
0 - Blake and his parents were
drinking
at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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4 |
0 - Did you ever see a country boy in New
York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth a...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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5 |
0 - The train was about to pull out of the
station. Swinging a
large bag, a young man managed to rea...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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6 |
0 - A man learned shortly before quitting
time
that he had to attend a meeting.
He tried unsucce...Read the whole joke |
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397 |
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7 |
0 - Jill's car was unreliable and she
called John for a ride every time
it broke down.
One day J...Read the whole joke |
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354 |
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8 |
0 - When I get real bored, I
like to
drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my ca...Read the whole joke |
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355 |
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9 |
0 - I was going 70 miles an hour and got
stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is ...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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10 |
0 - A
Roadway driver is driving east on
Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and
the CB crackles ...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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11 |
0 - A man was fed up of
having his car
broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he
would...Read the whole joke |
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372 |
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12 |
0 - Personally, I like
to stay and read
the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to
black...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
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13 |
0 - A tiny
racing car was developed by
American scientists. The Americans then sent
the car over t...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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14 |
0 - A boy sat on a train chewing gum and
staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sit...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
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15 |
0 - A monster goes to a petrol station and
says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: Yo...Read the whole joke |
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384 |
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16 |
0 - Why was the school
principal not
pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?
They were both dri...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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17 |
0 - Who drives away all
his customers
?
A taxi driver....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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0 - Brother: How do you top a car
?
Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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19 |
0 - Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
Japanese car ?
Because she'd never be able to learn th...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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20 |
0 - Did you hear about
the girl who was
so keen on road safety that she always wore white at
night...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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21 |
0 - Auntie Gladys
bought herself a new
rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for
a s...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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0 - What do you call a pig who's been
arrested for dangerous driving
?
A road hog !...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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0 - Teacher: "Who built the first American
car?"
Student: "Me Pilgrims."
Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - What did one car muffler say to the
other
car muffler?
"Am I exhausted!"...Read the whole joke |
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661 |
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25 |
0 - What song does a car radio play?
A
cartoon (car, tune)....Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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